officialpigeon:

give me a he’ll yeah if ur blogging on mobile

internetpriest:

it’s a metaphor don’t worry

internetpriest:

it’s a metaphor don’t worry

burn everything u love then burn the

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ashes

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

lucillesballs:

overhearing people talking about something u like

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hearing that they talkin shit

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saladder:

ppl ur age that look way hotter than u
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Lupita Nyong’o at the 2014 MTV Movie Awards, April 13

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”


* (by yubo mojao)

* (by yubo mojao)

nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

piplups:

who wants to make out with me for like 4 hours

do you ever look at your follower count and think wow i tricked all these people into thinking im cool